I nearly broke my back this morning dropping off 20 pounds of laundry for someone else to do for me.
All I need now is a small dog to put in my bag and the transformation to New Yorker will be complete.
More to come when my brain has resumed normal functionality.
Monday, May 16, 2005
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wouldn't it stink to lose 20 pounds of laundary?
Now, why would you put an idea like that into her head? That's just mean.
no, no! not trying to be mean. those are simply the ideas in my head when my laundary is floating around outside of my house. part of me is thinking, "who would steal my underwear?" but the rest of me is thinking, "man, if someone did steal all this crap there is $1000 worth of clothes here!".
$1000? ha! i probably couldn't sell twenty lbs of my clothes for more than a macdonalds happy meal.
of course you couldn't sell them for that much because they don't have any resale value. but you probably paid at least $500 for 20 pounds of clothes (unless you shop at thrift stores).
Hmmm. I would estimate its value to be about $500.
Also - most of the weight was sheets, blanket, etc., which, apparently, cost 2x the price to wash because they have to dry it multiple times. Bastards.
And also, I accidentally weighed the laundry detergent, which was in the bag with the clothes.
Do not fret, dear readers! I will let you know as soon as the laundry is picked up tonight whether or not the clothes are all there, and whether or not my back has been broken.
Seriously, could a laundry bag be any more annoying to carry for blocks? Ridiculous.
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