Did anybody read this animal story in the Metro this morning?
Man mistakenly cuts off penis, dog eats it
Bucharest An elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said yesterday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him away at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu said. "I cut it... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Wrong on so many levels. So many. Ear plugs, sir. Ear plugs. No chicken-neck-cutting.
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
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Dude! I love the Metro animal stories! The Boston Metro used to have the animal story on the front page, but they removed it. Another reason why NY is better than Boston, the NY Metro has the animal stories. So good!
Dude. "Wrong on so many levels" is right. Do you think it was really an accident? That sounds suspect. AND does anyone want to know how a man could confuse his penis with a long, feathery, squirming chicken neck????
jansell
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