Singles Gang

In celebration of the one year birthday of My Mundane Life In Song (yes, folks, I've been so scattered lately that I forgot my blog's birthday!!!), I am going to resurrent some really old songs that I never finished because I ended up moving to NYC and not having any time to do anything.

Please pardon the quality - this song is a MESS. I don't have time to really make them good, but whatever. It's the best I can do right now, so deal! ;)





Title: Singles Gang
Genre: No idea - this one is an anomoly
Date: Last June-ish

Description:

True story - shortly before I moved, a couple of friends and myself went to Redline to get some drinks and realized... gasp... there was dancing! RR and I, of course, were game for dancing, but we had to coerce our other friends to join us. MS (aka "Brad") had just gotten out of a relationship, and wasn't quite ready for anything, but then this bachelorette party showed up and... well... it's easy. That's what this song is about. It *should have* been easy.

There are some awesome quotes from RR in the song.

Also - the mix - HORRENDOUS. There are like 14 different piano tracks on this for some reason and I can't redo them because I am sans keyboard. So the levels go up and down and I don't have the patience to fix them. There are all sorts of other problems - its very dry, but it will have to do.

You asked for music, so here's some really BAD MUSIC! YEAH!

Lyrics:

Brad's back in the game
For a long time he's been away from things
Yeah I prefer it this way
Selfish, yes
But I like my friends
Welcome back to the singles gang

The girls from the ugly sorority are celebrating
The marriage of Sister Muffy
The memo said "pink!"
Yeah, Brad have a drink
These bachelorettes are ripe
Things couldn't be easier tonight

Brad's amidst the bunch of girls
Inspired by Bel Biv Devoe
The chicks are in a frenzy
Brad's feeling elation
His white man's dance effective
Suddenly Buffy's on the ground

She's wailing, she's freaking out!
She's screaming "fuck!" at the top of her lungs
The sisters swarm
The dancing stops
Brad's 30 seconds of confidence are up

She's stealing Muffy's thunder
the sisters begin to wonder what to do

They disappear
Brad feels responsible
He's sullen so he steps aside
It's all so traumatic
I feel bad for him
And that girls' knee
but not for me
Cuz now there's more room on the dance floior
And a noticeable lack of pink

Brad's back in the game
For a long time he's been away from things
Yeah I prefer it this way
Selfish, yes
But I like my friends
Welcome back to the singles gang