Friday, January 14, 2005

The Surreal Life 4

Folks.

Have you seen the premier episode? Roommate and I watched it last night and man. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Nor have I felt so awkward. Nor have I clung to my pillow for deal life due to someone else's being utterly humiliated.

You must ALL watch it.

Preliminary observations:

1. I am worried about Verne Troyer (Mini Me). I am afraid that after he sees this show, he might, well, be mortified to the extent of, well, harming himself. Man. You should have SEEN this. Mini Me got trashed to the point of complete and utter insanity. I can't even explain it. Like he was moaning and touching Peter Brady's arm repetitively while saying nothing and then driving around his little transport while naked. Then he started to pee on the wall, and Da Brat found him, and she had to ask Peter Brady for help because, well, wtf!? You just have to see it. Please.

2. Peter Brady is HOT. Roommate and I were both looking at him and finally she said "Dude, I'm afraid to admit this, but I'm a little attracted to Peter Brady" and I was like "DUDE! I KNOW! He got HOT!" I don't know what it is. He's cut, and has perfect teeth, and is funny, and cute, and... how can I have a crush on Peter Brady? He's 48!!! Peter Brady!!! I was definitely a Greg Girl in my youth, but now, I'm all about Peter.

3. The Surreal Life, done by VH1 and not Fox, is the best idea for a show ever.

1 comment:

Beth said...

Yes! Yes! and YES!!! Mini-Me drunk, naked and peeing is the best thing on television!!! Damn, I am addicted to reality TV. I need to stop. I really can't add one more show to my growing repertoire, but this show is irresistable. I heard "Chyna" on Howard Stern this morning, talking about her "music" and the show. She was totally drunk or stoned or out of her mind and Howard was getting her to spill her guts about everything. I guess she developed a massive crush on Marcus Schenkenberg on the show but he was "really respectful and kind" to her... he did not reciprocate interest. Hmmm. I wonder why? (not) Apparently that other girl on the show (who the hell is she?) had a fling with Peter Brady. Wow. I am so sucked in. Damn you, VH1, with your Surreal Life and your Flava Flav show and your weight loss celebrity show!!! I don't have enough time in my own real life for all this reality!!!