Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Freaky

There is news breaking all over the blogosphere that somebody was murdered this morning outside of Moby's Teany in the Lower East Side.

Sad.

And freaky.

Why is this more freaky than your average NYC murder? Because (a) as of right now data suggest that it was random and (b) it happened in broad daylight and (c) it may or may not involve Moby.

People are dropping like flies down there from random murders and bad batches of heroine. I myself will be dining down there this evening, enjoying vegetarian food that has nothing at all to do with Moby.

Crazy, crazy city.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Random murders, being random, tend to happen randomly just about anywhere (randomly and infrequently, of course). But Moby? Not many involve Moby, that's for damn sure.

Anonymous said...

Of course murders aren't truly random, mind you.