There Is Time To Blog

There is time to blog because I am home "sick" with a no longer ingrown toenail. I went to the doctor's yesterday expecting a simple perscription for antibiotics to heal what I believed to be an infection, but no! Au revoir, toenail. LBF said "Oh my god! Have you seen what it looks like? It's going to be a bloody mess that looks like raw meat! You're toenail will be GONE! Did he take off the whole thing?" or something to that effect. I was worried, because I didn't know exactly what had happened because the doctor put up the little surgical curtain so I wouldn't be traumatized. It's only half missing and not terribly dramatic. It's high maintenance only because it involves soaking it three times a day and making a fancy wound dressing for the next ten days.

Now I'm home, feeling healthy and not really in any pain anymore. I am going to soak the foot today, and catch up on projects. And watch Screech on some show called "Dr. Keith." I think people watch these shows every day. I can't imagine.

Soon, however, I may not have anything to do with my days. D had his first interview yesterday and thinks it went well. They said he wouldn't have to start for a month, so this means the possibility of either working more here, or travelling! Exciting. Hopefully I'll be able to find some sort of temporary one month employment to occupy my days, or maybe I'll volunteer.

To catch up: Florida. I didn't have time to do my taxes. The visit was actually the perfect length - it started off rocky with my entering upon a lavish lunch involving meat and having various family members explain to my the ingredients available to me for a possible lunch. I didn't understand what this meant - was I supposed to cook something myself? Were they offering to cook for me? I am a person who is awkward in other people's kitchens - helping myself when I barely know the people, especially when the kitchen is enormous and I'd have to be interrupting THEIR lunch to ask them where various pots and pans are. I decided not to eat lunch at all (rather than make myself scrambled eggs while they ate), and ate instead an apple. D, my hero, found some secret bread stashed in the garage and made me a grilled cheese sandwich. After that it was smooth sailing - chatting, a nap, dinner (this time there was specially made tofu on the side, awww.....), bingo, sleeping too much, an entire day spent at Epcot Center just the two of us, more sleep, a nice long lunch of Vietnamese pancakes supplemented with herbs picked fresh from the garden, learning about Vietnamese wedding customs, more bingo, dinner, and then a delayed flight home after my fantasizing about becoming "estranged" from certain members of my own family who nearly sent me on a rampage after a phone call at the airport.

D's family is mellow, and I want to get used to that. Without great intimacy, I feel like there aren't as many expectations. This seems to me a better way to be. There's no drama. They just hang out without judging people, although D cautions me that people are always on their best behavior when there are non-family members around.

I only took photos at Epcot Center, and even those aren't too thrilling considering that we were, well, at Epcot Center.

This is the awesome water fountain (with the water that jumps in the air from pool to pool) near Journey to The Imagination that we loved when we were little kids. D loved it too (D' had never been to Epcot). I remembered exactly where it was and stood staring at it for what felt like an hour:



Kodak owns the pavilion into which Journey to The Imagination exits. It's a sensory experience - what would the world be like if photographs could evoke other senses? In this particular example, it was hearing sound when seeing a photograph:



This was a very high-tech photo laboratory involving the extremely high tech rainbow slinky:



We had lunch in the Mexico pavilion, across from the fake Chichen Itza:



Contrary to popular belief (or to rumors started by Father in the 80s in order to dissuade us from demanding Mickey Mouse ice cream on a stick while in The Magic Kingdom), food in Disney World is not drastically overpriced. I had a gigantic burrito with lettuce, tomato, sour cream, and salsa for $6.

There was a glassblower in the Mexico pavilion:



We watched him for about 15 minutes.





He was making turtles:



This China pavilion was awesome.



I wanted this dragon marionette:



I didn't buy him, however, because what am I going to do with any sort of marionette other than recreate the Lonely Goatherd scene from The Sound of Music?



One thing I realized being in Epcot Center was despite having been there three times prior, as a kid, I had never actually set foot in any of the pavilions. I guess the most we did was walk by, thus missing all of the fabulous shopping and snack-size museums. This makes sense, given that we were children and more concerned with going on rides.



This was a scale model of some of the soldiers found in a Chinese tomb. I guess in reality they stood 6 feet tall and there were about 60,000 of them.



There were smurfs for sale in the Germany pavilion. I didn't buy any of them, but I really wanted to buy the smurf at his desk with his laptop for Brother:



Tin toy robots in the Japan pavilion:



Fabulously packaged Japanese candies:





The Japanese have a mastery over packaging and what-is-cute, thus forcing you to want to buy every single thing. Our trip to the Japan pavilion only confirmed that we will do everything we can to take a trip to Japan within the next two years.



Japanese sodas:



I bought these Hello Kitty cookies as a consolation for not buying the Hello Kitty purse, bag, beach robe, stuffed kitty in kimono or ring:



D bought a Japanese soda that involves some sort of marble being pushed into the soda from the cap before you could drink it:



It caused a lot of confusion, but was worth it because the soda tasted like carbonated bubble gum:



We also visited the America pavilion (D had said "What would it be like if they had an America pavilion? A bunch of fat people walking around eating fast food?" Needless to say we bought a funnel cake with cherries on top in the America pavilion), the France pavilion (strawberry mousse!) and a couple other ones I'm not sure of because we didn't eat there. We also went on a few rides - Soarin', Honey I Shrunk the Audience, Test Track, Universe of Energy and whatever the ride is that's in the globe. Both the Universe of Energy (aka The Dinosaur Ride) and the globe ride broke down while we were on them. It was most surreal in the Universe of Energy, which involves a movie with Ellen Degeneres and Jamie Lee Curtis on Jeopardy with Alex Trebek. When the ride stopped, a woman got on the loud speaker and started describing to us what would be happening if the movie was still on. As in "Ellen would be writing for a while, Jamie Lee Curtis finished sooner, Alex says..." and so on. We had to be evacuated. It was insane.

After Epcot Center, we drove to downtown Disney with the exclusive purpose of going to the Lego store!



You could design and purchase three Lego minis for $9.99:





Best thing ever = a wall of Lego mini's:



D made a Lego Ninja:



I think the Lego Emergency Room is the funniest thing ever:



Don't they look delicious?



Outisde was a giant Lego T-Rex:



And giant Lego great white shark:



D was scared of them both. The best thing about these giant Lego sculptures is they design them to look like they're actually made of giant Legos.

Saving the best for last:



Lego NYC, complete with Lego King Kong.

We had a good time. The visit was the perfect length. I could have been there for one more day, but then that would have been too much. We'll be back in June for D's cousin's wedding, which will hopefully give us all a change to warm up to each other some more.

I should probably be soaking my foot now. I never thought I'd have to buy Epsom salts.

Have great weekends!

Mexico

I've been to Mexico and the Epcot Center version of Mexico in the last 6 months.

I bet you can't tell which one is the real Mexico!





Florida was actually quite pleasant and relaxing. More later when there is actually time to blog. When will there actually be time to blog? Never.

Taxes

Is it rude to do your taxes while visiting your potential future in-laws?

I don't see why it would be. What's the difference between reading eight books and doing taxes? There are no differences. Actually, I imagine I could do my taxes for 16 hours straight and not even be missed, so yes, I will bring my taxes to FL and check them off of the list. Woo. Hoo.

I'm off to Orlando tomorrow morning at the crack of dawn. I will be there, unnoticed, for three days. I am less than thrilled about this for a variety of reasons, the main one being that my time in NYC is limited and I don't want to spend what time remains in Orlando or anywhere else, really. Especially under these circumstances, but love is most important and you just have to do this sort of thing whether you like it or not. I am feeling particularly "not" with all that is going on - moving, uncertain future, wanting to spend time with people here (my family, in particular), the big day possibly happening on Tuesday but not finding out until Monday when I am in Orlando with people who couldn't care less about my existence.

I had too much tequila last night and when I crawled into bed, D took the opportunity to say "I know that you've been withdrawn lately and in a bad mood and I think it's probably because of what's going on with your family and I just want you to know that I'm here for you if you ever want to talk about things." He's so wonderful, so I didn't say what I truly wanted to say, which was that I'd be in an exponentially better mood once we returned from FL. In all honesty I just want to fast forward to the possibility of Tuesday so I can deal with things instead of dread them.

I hadn't anticipated that I'd be freaking out, and I can't freak out while around D's family because they, well, it's cultural, I know, and its not a culture of, well, feelings. They also obviously (thankfully) don't know what's going on, and I'm not going to tell them because they will be unresponsive and that will hurt my feelings even more.

I hate having secrets, and I hate having to pretend. I thought I'd feel stronger but seeing Father last week was more difficult than I'd anticipated. I keep seeing the scene, over and over again in my mind, where we all walked away while he got into his car and drove away by himself. It makes me want to cry every time. I guess I would rather be in MA than FL (although somehow not staying with anyone to whom I'm related unless it was Sister), but I'd rather be in NYC just crying this all out Just In Case.

Instead I'll be in FL staring at walls, catching up on phone calls, doing my taxes, reading books and magazines, taking long walks by myself, hopefully doing some photography, hopefully not playing more than 15 games of Phase 10, hopefully keeping my mind occupied where there's nothing to occupy my mind. We didn't get tickets to the Cirque because we didn't talk about the trip until this morning. We're not renting a car, which means we won't be going anywhere although we can borrow the car on Sunday to maybe go to Disney World. That could be fun. D's never been. I have nostalgia and can't decide if I want to ruin it or not.

I'm also getting sick, which is destroying any potential I have to psych myself up for this.

Anyway.

Have good weekends.

Until Tuesday...

I Am Reminded That I Never Finished Blogging About Portland....

... so here you go.

On our second day in Portland, D and I separated from Brother and drove around randomly in search of the coast. Everything from Day 2 was accidentally discovered as we didn't adhere at all to the trajectory D had outlined on the map.



Ummm....



... we found a place to buy guitars! And guns!

We were thrilled when we happened upon Cape Meares.







Cape Meares was very quiet and absolutely breathtaking.





There was a cool lighthouse.





There is a little forest/picnic area at Cape Meares. Here are some trees and also some more trees:





This is "The Octopus Tree" - the eight cancerous stumps are attributed to wind, but seriously, how is that possible? No other trees in the area had eight cancerous stumps.

















Cape Meares was gorgeous. We did a lot of skipping around and lying on the grass, enjoying the clean air. After walking around for about an hour, we decided to hit the road in search of food. You can imagine our ecstasy when we accidentally drove right into...



... the Tillamook Cheese Factory.

D and I are both insane for cheese, as well as for factories, thanks, on my part, to the saxophone factory segment on Sesame Street.



You can give yourself a tour of the factory for free. There are observation decks above the factory. Needless to say we spent about two hours staring down at the processes. It was amazing. Quite possibly the best thing ever.



I think that they actually make the cheese in the morning, so we weren't able to see that. We were only able to see the packaging of the cheese.





Yes, those are huge blocks of cheese.



You could sample cheese curd in the store.



The store has tons of cheese, as wells as gifts.



There is also Tillamook ice cream, but we didn't get to see that being made.



We did, however, try the pistachio (ew) and blueberry cheesecake flavored ice creams. The blueberry cheesecake flavored ice cream tasted exactly like blueberry cheesecake, and was therefore the most wonderful thing I have ever consumed.



On our way back to the hotel, we encountered more amazing coast.



But the best was yet to come. We accidentally came upon this...



... which turned out to be the beach from Goonies!



It's called Cannon Beach, and the tallest rock is around 250 feet tall.





It was low tide so we could walk right up to the rocks.







I think I was the happiest I've ever been on this beach. It was so majestic, so unexpected, so serene. It's been a year for amazing sights - Stonehenge, Chichen Itza, The Goonies beach. I am so lucky.





D found a starfish at the base of one of the rocks. It was hard to photograph since it was pitch black outside.





On Day 3 the weather was gross (normal for Portland, we were lucky to experience the abnormal weather the previous two days), so we went shopping. Brother had found this amazing store the day before:











I can't even begin to explain how happy My Little Ponies and Strawberry Shortcakes make me now. My recurrent nightmare as of late has been that I am rummaging through these old toys and wishing that I was a kid again. I'm not sure that I'll ever get over certain things, and I commend my subconscious for trying to protect me by transferring my angst onto the toys.

Post-shopping, we met DH for brunch at The Pancake House, which was crowded and lame, so he took us instead to a little vegan-friendly place downtown where I had an amazing tofu/garlic/herb scramble. We then went to some vintage clothing stores and ate more food, drove around the city for a bit, shopped, shopped some more (I bought the most amazing shirt for $20 and the most amazing dress for $43 - no tax! weee!), ate Lebanese food, and drove to the airport, where I instantly fell asleep in my chair.

Portland - a cute little city, but dreary. I don't think I could live there. I think the weather would get to me. The car-driving would get to me. The ocean and cheese factory job I would try, perhaps, would negate these things. Would I live there? If I had to. I wouldn't protest. The people were so very nice, hopeful, smiley. The coast, the forest, the food... all good. We had a great time.

I'm illiterate right now, if you couldn't tell. It's nearly 7:30 and I've been at work since 9:00 and NOTHING IS WORKING. Awesome.

So yeah. Portland. Awesome time had.

I need to get out of here.

Until tomorrow...

Ummm

D has a job interview. I guess this is really happening.

I'm excited, but the reality is setting in. Tuition paid, apartments being looked at, dinners being had as the clock ticks.

I feel like I move all the time.

Maybe this one will be permanent. I want something to be permanent. If its just him and not a place that's fine with me.

TV Again!

Oh, America's Next Top Model, you make me want to be the kind of person who remembers when shows that she likes are on TV.

Oh, the pleasure is guilty but I do not care! I think D was mortified to see me (a) watching TV and (b) watching ANTM.

It is now my mission to convert him. Mwa ha ha ha ha.

Ebony and Ivor-eeeee

Seeing your mother flirt = weird. Checking out ring fingers for wedding bands on behalf of your mother without her knowing it = even weirder.

The weekend was, well, chaos. I expected as much but I didn’t expect it to be as stressful as it was. It started off with an immediate attack of drama and toomuchinformation by Mother, resulting in my staying up all night rehearsing a mind speech of the “I really don’t think this is any of my business and I feel like we shouldn’t talk about it because I’d like to have a good time while I’m here…” nature that I never got to use, because the attack was, thankfully, momentary. We were well-behaved and happy for the remainder of our time together.

Mother was getting anxious about the time at 10:00 despite our having to be in Boston at 2:30, so I was all “Don’t worry – there’s plenty of time – please don’t create stress” etc. etc., so we leisurely consumed a lovely brunch at a rare privately owned restaurant in the area (best onion rings ever) and then found ourselves getting into the car at 2:15.

Curses! I then began creating stress as I had told C I’d be at his wedding early at 3:30 in order to get from him his video camera in order to tape the ceremony. It was 2:15 and D needed to shower and iron things, I needed to do my hair, and we both needed to change. Luckily I’d picked out the preferred shoes/dress combo prior to leaving (as I’d had to throw millions of things in a bag because we were late leaving NYC on Friday night too). We’d get to Somerville at 3:15 (best case scenario) and have all of ten minutes to do all of those things.

I chilled out, channeling my new chill self and trying desperately not to succumb to the melodrama surrounding the fact that I’d be ruining C’s wedding by not being there to tape it.

D and I prepared like pros, and were at the hotel by 3:45. I had a momentary panic as we walked into the hotel and I saw S, the best man, driving away. “Holy crap,” I said. “What if the ceremony isn’t here and it’s just the reception? OH MY GOD!” When we walked into the hotel, the thing at the front said that the reception was upstairs but there was no indication as to what was going on with the ceremony. Cursing my idiocy, I timidly asked the person behind the desk about the ceremony, and lo and behold, it was upstairs too. Thank you, hotel, for giving me a heart attack.

The ceremony – awesome. Personal, adorable, non-denominational, a mere 20 minutes. The reception – amazing. Equally personal and adorable, no throwing of the bouquet, no receiving line. It moved quickly, the bar was open, we were sitting with a bunch of awesome people who will hopefully be our new friends when we move. Best of all, no DJ. C basically DJ’d his own wedding. He knows his friends best, so he was able to steer the reception in certain directions. And when we thought of a song he didn’t have, he downloaded it from ITunes. It was brilliant. We danced like maniacs.

Best of all was C’s playing Eternal Flame for me as a birthday gift. My table swarmed around the bride and groom while C passed around the microphone so we could all sing karaoke-style.

Father picked us up, a la high school. He left us alone with Crazy Aunt and her newly purchased Mac Book Pro, and I didn’t sleep again due to the insanity that is Crazy Aunt and the fact that it was like 12 degrees in her apartment.

It’s hard to sleep on the floor on a cold air mattress when your host keeps the heat on 66 and it’s about 10 degrees outside and drafty in the living room. It’s even harder not to slug the host the following day when she mentions 12,000 times to whoever will listen how you rudely turned up the heat and caused her to have feverish nightmares in the middle of the night.

I am learning that I have a hard time feeling bad for people who demand that I feel bad for them.

She wouldn’t let it go, and I kept saying “Well, if it’s any consolation, I slept last night in three layers of clothes and my winter hat and got about three hours of sleep once D so kindly turned the heat up” and still she wouldn’t let it go.

The following day was more yelling and insanity as Crazy Aunt took over the plan of my going out to brunch with Father, Sister and D. The whole reason for my visit was to spend quality time with Father, Just In Case. I thought the four of us could go out and have a nice, quiet day on the town. Crazy Aunt, trying to be nice, offered instead to cook us brunch to save money and time waiting in lines. She then invited Mean Grandmother, guaranteeing that nobody would have a good time. There was screaming and antagonism and people being really mean to Father, and Crazy Aunt demanding that people eat multiple omelets and “SIT DOWN!” and “DON’T GO OUT THE FRONT DOOR TO GET THE BISCOTTI!” and “WHY CAN’T YOU HELP OUT AND GET THE SILVERWARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?” (to which Father responded “You just told me to sit down” and she said “BUT STILL YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!”) and “SIT DOWN MA!” and oh my god my head explodes just thinking about this.

Father was understandably moody. I don’t know how he deals with these people on top of everything else he has to deal with. He sadly asked me if I’d play piano. I am rusty as I’ve had zero time to practice in recent months, so I asked instead that he play and requested songs that I could sing along with. There were tears, of course, and I almost lost it while singing “Try To Remember” from The Fantasticks. Sister eventually appeared post-nap-attempt, and we broke out a random 80s song book and performed our lovely renditions of songs like “Glory of Love” and “Against All Odds.”

Crazy Aunt was up in our faces with her video camera, telling us to stop so she could re-shoot or to move because the shot wasn’t right, and I nearly had a celebrity/paparazzi moment where I swatted the camera because for the love of god leave me alone I am trying to enjoy some time with my family. It doesn’t always need to be a project. It doesn’t always need to be documented. And if it’s going to be documented, document what’s actually happening, not what you’re making happen.

And please stop interrupting.

No, I take it back. STOP INTERRUPTING.

They are all the same, and they make me crazy.

While we were singing, Brother appeared as a surprise for Father. More tears all around, on film, of course. I held it together because my happy/sad emotions were balanced out by my desire to rage against certain people and the camera, so the result was neutral.

I desperately wanted to get out of the house, and enjoy being Together. Crazy Aunt invited herself out for dinner with us, and I nearly cried. I just wanted time with Father, to see how he was doing without them yelling at him all the time. Luckily a friend of hers stopped by so she didn’t come. I think I did cry at this point out of relief.

We got into cars and headed to Central Square to check out Sister’s new apartment. While in the car, Sister (in the car with D and I) called Mother to tell her that The New Man would be coming to our Family Oscar Party, which had been organized by yours truly to provide to Mother some good, relaxed, authentic, conflict-free, drama-free fun. While Mother picked up the phone, Sister was mid-curse against Father, who was running yellow lights even though D was following him, thus causing D to run two red lights. Two reds in ten minutes! This caused Mother to ask “Who’s in the car with Father?” to which Sister responded “Brother!”

Drat. Surprise ruined. Mother likes nothing more than to have us All Together, and we’d orchestrated this whole master plan to surprise her but, alas, foiled by a weird question. Who asks that? Especially about their ex-husband? Why did she care? Sister felt bad, but seriously, she was caught off guard.

We ate a low-key low-intensity dinner at Miracle of Science, which I thought would be nice as its menu looks like the periodic table and Father digs that sort of thing. He was quiet, reserved. He said “I’m learning to listen more” when I asked him what was wrong.

We left him at his car and tried not to be too sad. I gave him a really big hug, Just In Case. It’s hard to leave the sad parent for the happy parent, even when you know they both need you.

We met up with Sister and The New Man at the condo, where Mother had prepared a lavish feast for 12 million people even though there were only six of us (two of those in attendance unplanned). She’d made two baked bries (is brie or bries the plural of brie?), spinach artichoke dip (the full recipe even though I’d recommended that she make half), asparagus poppers (like 30 of them), grape nut custard (aka crack), banana bread, and chocolate chip cookies.

She was so happy. She was low stress. She is learning that she can have fun and that it doesn’t need to be a drama when people come over. She stayed up for the whole thing! I am so proud. We bashed the outfits, particularly Anne Hathaway, and meticulously graded our ballots. Sure, people made fun of the ballots at first but oh the joy they bring to the Oscar party! Mother kept saying “I’ve never seen Cate Blanchett with a man…” and “What does Leo have to do to GET AN OSCAR?” We screamed when Al appeared, we sighed when Clive walked onto the stage, and laughed at Will Ferrell.

We’d planned to spend more time with her on Monday (and to eat more of the best onion rings ever) but snow interfered with our plans. We decided to leave MA early and were greeted with the most traffic-less trip home ever. Maybe because it was Monday? Maybe because people were freaked out about the snow? Regardless, we were back in NYC by 4:00 and napping by 6:00 to recover from many sleepless nights in a row.

I was stressed, folks. I was stressed because as I get older, I realize that many people in my life cause me stress. As Brother said in the car on Monday “What they don’t understand is that we try to lead a mellow life…”

I do try to lead a mellow life. It pains me that it takes effort for me to be mellow, as I was raised in an environment of hysteria. Mother had her gall bladder out yesterday. I was anxiously awaiting the call to make sure that everything would be ok (which I knew it would be – again, hysteria about signing life insurance policies because it is highly likely that one will die while having a gall stone removed, etc. – if I ever have children I will raise them not to be alarmists – they will be so relaxed, I can’t wait, but then maybe they will think that I don’t care), and picked up the phone when it rang. I said “What’s the good word?” to Grandmother, who then proceeded to rant about how she had been waiting and waiting and waiting in the waiting room, assuming that Mother was dead because she hadn’t heard anything and they didn’t tell her anything! and when they finally appeared they said “We didn’t know you were here! She’s been in recovery for an hour, and everything’s fine!” and she said “how could they keep me waiting? I was so worried!” and I had to be like “OK, but what of the gall bladder?” and she’s all exasperated and you know what? The gall stone was the size of a freaking golf ball and you know what? The doctor said that Mother is going to feel so much better and you know what? This is GOOD NEWS and we should not be negative. She’s FINE. And you know what else? This is not about you. It just isn’t. Stop making drama. Stop being so put out. Say “We’re so relieved and happy that she’s going to feel better.” I am so happy for Mother because she’s been in a lot of confusing pain, and she is going to feel much better now. Mother has a good attitude too, and Grandmother seemed to have a better attitude when I spoke with her later in the day, but seriously. Don’t stress me out when there’s good news. It’s good news! Please let it be good!

Things like this prevent me from leading a mellow life.

It is no wonder than I am insecure. Everything is scary, everything is wrong.

This is what being home does to me. I freeze and have ten minute conversations about what will happen with three minutes of time and everything is serious and important and nobody knows how to just enjoy themselves.

But I think that the important people are learning to relax, enjoy life for what it is, and not fear it for what it isn’t.

The best moments of the weekend were singing with Father and Sister and watching the Oscars. These moments were people having fun, and letting the other things go. It’s possible to have fun. It’s possible to just exist. It’s possible to enjoy one another without being critical or mean or nervous or planned.

This is what I want my life to be, and I am bitchy enough to eliminate the things that prevent my life from being this way.